Top 10 Oddly Specific People Online (July 2, 2020)

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    Property - Comfort INN NOW PET FRIENDLY! EXCEPT FOR BEARS. WE'RE NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
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    Text - Or/technicallythetruth DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Haha Comment You, Troy Spencer and 31 others Social distancing. They stayed 65 million years apart. O0 19 1h Haha Reply 638 Share BEST COMMENTS HARV3NG3R· 7h If I see this reposted again, I will circumcise my self with an alligator. Reply 14
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    Text - Girl are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance Today 2:40 PM Wow. Very detailed. Sent
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    Bodybuilding - When you are a man, a woman, a drag queen, Thanos, Toreto, Kratos, Kardashian, Terminator and the final boss from Mortal Kombat at the same time:
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    Text - Little Tunny @little_tunny "i coulda whooped Ted Bundy's ass" I mutter to myself from under 3 layers of blankets as I shove my | 5th consecutive mega stuffed oreo in my mouth and readjust my beanie hat which has teddy bear ears on it. I take a sip of sleepytime tea but it's too hot, so l gently blow on it.
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    Text - 10 hrs • 8 sometimes having self care means a nice cup of tea and watching netflix, and sometimes self care means going out to the woods in the middle of the night to scream at trees whilst listening to cheryl cole's discography on a red 2006 iPod nano. both are valid
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    Text - C.G. Drews @PaperFury Apparently some people go to bed and just.sleep??? They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made??? And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? I just. It sounds a bit fake.
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  • 08
    Facial expression - Person: We should be nice to everybody Old men who own a junkyard: No, I don't think i will
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  • 09
    Text - February 22 O I need a drunk night where l'm ending it eating chicken w my eyes closed 1 Comment 1 Share O Like Comment Share
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    Text - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau The reason waves foam when they crash is because of plankton. Millions of plankton, each opening a tiny bottle of champagne to celebrate another successful wave.
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